1. It annoys people, and you should always take others feelings into consideration when doing anything, even if it doesn't involve them and isn't hurting anyone.
2. Your feeble, tiny little brain case can't process multiple things at once. We can't have complex thoughts about world issues and still take time to enjoy ourselves, hedonic treadmill be damned!
3. Any hobby you do is actually a diversion from what "THEY" are plotting. Our lizard overlords, with the help of Lord Xenu, created hobbies thousands of years ago, to keep the sheeple in check! Open your eyes! The Boston Tea Party was an inside job! Mona Lisa actually created Leonardo DaVinci! Everything you know is a damn lie!!!
So don't you see? That's why you can't have fun. No one can ever have fun. Don't go out there and play Pokemon go. Don't go out there and make friends while catching invisible monsters. You might rustle someone's Jimmies on the internet. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
This entry is brought to you by an overdose of sarcasm and frustration over others pissing in people's Corn Flakes. Please, just stop...though I know that won't be enough, so expect a video/vlog sometime in the next few days.
Till next time, Space Monkeys!
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