Sunday, December 12, 2010

An Open Letter To Jesse Ventura

Dear Mr. "The Body",

Why? Why have you gone so crazy? I'm not sure that you were ever a reasonable person (you did, after all, play a man who didn't have time to bleed) but you just seem....crazier than normal. You must realize when you go around spouting off the craziest conspiracy theories you think of, that the people who disagree with you aren't necessarily part of same said conspiracy. You also can't call them stubborn and unwilling to listen when your main tactic for trying to convince others that you are right is to just stare at them and keep repeating your side of the story over and over and over again. Steely eyed gazes into the souls of your opponents isn't the way to win arguments.

Stop being creepy/crazy.


Love,
The Internet

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